I could not fall asleep, and the more I tried, the worse it became, so I came online. I found myself googling crazy things, and when I put in free samples, I found thunderfap.com. I did a couple of posts for free samples to sign up for, and then I realized, thats silly! Just put the darn web page up!!
Now that I've signed up for a lot of free samples, that I may or may not get, I'm going to try that sleep thing again. I hope you find something fantastic to sign up for :)
Oh, and don't forget to use an email you never use, that way you dont have to deal with the junk email :)